Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A. None! He fell.
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
9. He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
8. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
7. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6. He talk to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".
5. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
4. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
3. The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
2. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
1. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!
How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.