Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
I got this antique watch from my grandfather on his deathbed – he put up one hell of a fight for it.
Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?
My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.