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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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I got this antique watch from my grandfather on his deathbed – he put up one hell of a fight for it.
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Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?
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My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.
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