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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 22.11 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 22.11 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 22.11 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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has 22.10 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: money
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, money
A man enters the bar and orders a double martini. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.” The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.”
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, wife
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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