What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Black boxes.
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.