Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses.
Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common?
Black boxes.