Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
What do you call fish poop?
BassTurds!
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says,
"Yes, I Love them."
Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?"
Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused"
Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey?
A: Because it makes him mean!
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!