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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 22.02 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 21.95 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey? A: Because it makes him mean!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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