Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
What's gray and powdery?
Instant Elephant.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day.
The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters.
Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Vote:
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.