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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
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Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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