What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A. 144 blondes.
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
What do you call fish poop?
BassTurds!