What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey? A: Because it makes him mean!
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...