Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
What kind of rocks do young geologists play with?
Marbles.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.