Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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A man married an illiterate wife.
After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe.
One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44.
The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44.
The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here.
I hope they are all brilliant.
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You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A. Divorcee'
Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A. Frosted Flakes.