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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.96 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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has 21.94 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 21.89 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 21.89 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey? A: Because it makes him mean!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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