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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Q. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A. Frosted Flakes.
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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