Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke! 
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree.
Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them:
Who pulled out this tree from his root?
Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.