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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 19.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 19.25 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: kids
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer. When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
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has 19.22 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: sex
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
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has 19.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
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has 19.07 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
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has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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has 18.93 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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