Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
Vote:
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
How do you know if a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
How are men like chocolates?
A.They never last long enough
B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
How can you tell that elephants have been doing it in your garage?
All your Hefty Bags are missing.
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick.
One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
Did you hear about the small golf course?
You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
She was so rich she even had monograms on the bags under her eyes.