Best jokes ever

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
has 19.02 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
has 18.93 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
has 18.92 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
has 18.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.” She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished.”
has 18.81 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: school
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
has 18.81 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: kids
(A) You are not Tom Cruise, (B) The guns may stop working at the last moment, (C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you, (D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf (E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
has 18.70 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, friendship, men, work
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: money
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