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Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
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One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door. When he opens the door, there stands a bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the door. Again, there stands another bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up the bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the back door. This time, there's a bum asking for a straw. The owner gives him a straw, but finally asks what's going on out there. The bum replies, "Some lady threw up in the back, but all the good stuff is gone."
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has 11.03 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
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has 10.73 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: old people
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?
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has 10.61 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: cop
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
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has 10.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
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has 10.55 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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has 10.49 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’ John Paul Getty A woman rings her insurance company. ‘Our house burnt down and I want £100,000,’ she says.
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has 10.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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has 10.08 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
The six front keys have rotted out.
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has 9.43 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
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