Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus