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Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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has 10.08 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
The six front keys have rotted out.
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has 9.43 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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has 9.41 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
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has 9.27 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sport
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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has 9.15 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
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has 9.11 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, work
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
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has 8.89 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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has 8.72 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: IT
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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has 8.59 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food, stupid, time
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 5.46 % from 602 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
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