There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'.
The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open.
He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout.
Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Hey babe, let's play football!
You can have first down.
High five!
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer?
They want to navigate over the internet.
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Basketball
Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!