Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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