Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris