Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.