Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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