Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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