Joke #1903

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.

Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.

Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.

Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.

Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.