With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.