With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.