With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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