With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.