With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.