With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.