With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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