With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.