With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.