With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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