With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.