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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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