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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future? Jimmy: I want to be a pilot. Willy: I want to be a doctor. Mary: I want to be a good mother. Little Johnny: I want to help Mary.
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has 83.70 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: doctor, kids, teacher
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, "Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests." Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you." "So, everyone knows that he was the first president." "Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you." "Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Johnny. "Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."
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has 83.69 % from 870 votes. More jokes about: history, political, school, student, teacher
A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.
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has 83.67 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: money, wife
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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has 83.67 % from 764 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.
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has 83.67 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean, sport, wife
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 83.66 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest. Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!"
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has 83.66 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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has 83.65 % from 378 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, redneck
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 83.65 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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has 83.65 % from 1572 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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