Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.