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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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