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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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