Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing.
Except at a funeral.
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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