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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: April fools, disgusting
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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has 59.74 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
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