Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Do you know what would be sick?
If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner.
Do you know what would be even worse?
If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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