When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.