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Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Cheryl: I don’t know. Phil: He has only one pupil.
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Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, war
A police officer stopped a driver for speeding. "Can I see your driving license?" "I don’t have it, I had it removed because of point system." "Can I see your license for the vehicle?" "But it is not my car, I stole it." "Stole it?" "Right, let me think, I think I saw the permition before in the glove box when I put my gun in there." "There is a gun in the car?" "Yes sir, I put it right there, when I shot and killed the woman driving this car and then put the body back to the trunk." "There is a corpse in a car?" "Right, sir." After all these he calls the police chief. And soon the car gets surrounded by police. The captain approaches the driver to handle the situation. "Sir, can I see your qualification?" "Of course, ultimately, there it is." "In fact, it’s OK, and to whom does the car belong to?" "It is mine, there is my license as well." "uld you open the glove box, is there a gun inside?" "Of course, take a look, there is nothing." "Do you mind opening the trunk too? They told me that you put a body in there." "No problem, take a look." "Empty too! But I do not understand, the officer who stopped you told us that you said that you did not have a driving license, that you stole the car, that you had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the trunk." "Oh right! I bet he told you that I was running and speeding!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
I love math - it makes people cry.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: math
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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