Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab? A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.