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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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A man runs over a cat. The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner. He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers. The man says, ‘I’m so sorry. I’ve just run over your cat. Can I replace it?’ ‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady. ‘How are you at catching mice?’
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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