Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed.
They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride.
So shed went in the store.
Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long.
Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!"
Police officer was startled what he said.
Police said "where's your manners boy!".
Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!”
”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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