Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
Vote:
Hey guys.
Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button.
Thank me later.
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what one came first.
No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold.
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?
He whale-d.
What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy, mixed-up squid.