There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery.
They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people:
"who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!"
Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt.
Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground.
Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?"
The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
"Is it worth any bonus marks?"
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee?
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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