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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, stupid
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, health
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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