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Two men are chatting; "My son asked me: 'Daddy, where do children come from?'" "It's not a big deal... Today kids are interested in that matter on the early years." "Yeah men, but the real issue here is that my son is... married... for five years!"
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Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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