Two men are chatting; "My son asked me: 'Daddy, where do children come from?'" "It's not a big deal... Today kids are interested in that matter on the early years." "Yeah men, but the real issue here is that my son is... married... for five years!"
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.