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Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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