Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
For smoking in bed.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!”
”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.