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In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
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Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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