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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p? Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.” The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”
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What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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