A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
One night she said she was ready to solo.
The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end…
"And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.