They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low."
"Pick up bread. We be back."
Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!”
”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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