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What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has 4 rabbits feet.
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There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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