In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Q:Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A:Because you can't drink and derive...
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."