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Q: What did the constipated mathematician do? A: He worked it out with a pencil!
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What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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How can you tell she's a macho women? She rolls her own tampons.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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