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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.91 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 54.90 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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has 54.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: customer service, mean, sex
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
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