Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!". The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.