Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Why did the rabbits go on strike?
They wanted a better celery.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low."
"Pick up bread. We be back."
Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts?
Doctor: Well, stop doing it!