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Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication, parrot
‘If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?’ Steven Wright
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, marriage
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
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