Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep."
Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
A man with a bad rash on his hands went to his doctor.
The latter examined his hands carefully for sometime and consulted many large volumes on his shelves.
Finally, he asked the patient: "Have you had this trouble before?"
He answered: "Yes."
Doctor said: "You have again got it."
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him...
Get away from my nuts.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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