Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Q: What do you call a trial balance that doesn't balance?
A: A late night.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk.
The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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