Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
How many students does it take to change a light bulb? "Is it worth any bonus marks?"
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage? Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!