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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" Student: " Ten Q"Teacher: "You're Welcome."
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How many students does it take to change a light bulb? "Is it worth any bonus marks?"
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Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
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Person 1: What's the difference between a blonde and garbage? Person 2: Garbage gets taken out at least once a week. Person 1: Wrong. You tie the garbage up before you take it out.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, winter
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
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