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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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These two drunks walk out of a bar and see a dog across the streets licking its own nuts. First guy says "Man, sure wish I could do that." Second says "I dunno, I think I'd pet him first."
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There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery. They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people: "who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!" Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt. Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground. Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?" The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is dog. The second is snake. And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
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Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. "Was he tall or was he short?" The businessman replies, "Both!"
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