Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.