Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm?
A: You're boring me.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
”Hey grandma, did you see my pills? They write LSD on the box outside!”
”Screw the pills, didn’t you see the dragons in the kitchen?”
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How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed.
They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride.
So shed went in the store.
Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long.
Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!"
Police officer was startled what he said.
Police said "where's your manners boy!".
Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*