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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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