Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said. So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. " As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.