A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline.
A week after the marriage all their windows fell out.
Which was the least of their worries.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
A: Both take it in the rear.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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