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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas "Shit if she doesnt like the necklace she'll love the trip" he said. So the buisness man said "That's nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn't like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. " As the biker finished his drink he said "For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."
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„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
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Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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