The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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"Sorry sir, are these plastic flowers?"
"As natural!"
"What? They are natural?"
"No, plastic!"
"But, for Christ Sake, sir! Are they natural or plastic?"
"Natural plastic!"
What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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