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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 54.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the priest looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes, I do" then leaned toward the priest and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The priest put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
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has 54.51 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: beauty, marriage, money, priest, wedding
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 54.49 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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has 54.49 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Q:What not to say to the nice policeman? A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: military
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, health, stupid, Yo mama
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love, music
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
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