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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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"Sorry sir, are these plastic flowers?" "As natural!" "What? They are natural?" "No, plastic!" "But, for Christ Sake, sir! Are they natural or plastic?" "Natural plastic!"
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: god, women
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.29 % from 749 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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