Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas Dinner? A: Toast their clients.
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"