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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end… "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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