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After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 54.81 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 54.81 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
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