Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q:What not to say to the nice policeman?
A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
A: Both take it in the rear.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him,
"Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."
"I know," said the man, "but I can’t. My wife refuses to sleep alone."
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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