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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost.
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Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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