How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
It had a lot of hare pins.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Lady goes to her doc.
"Doc, I have quite the problem. I can't control my gas. All day long I'm farting and farting. The only good news is they are the 'silent but deadly' type.
The Doc pauses for a moment and replies, "first let's get you fitted for a hearing aid."
Two protons walk into the bar and run into each other.
One of them falls down.
"Are you OK?" asks the other.
"I think so," says the proton.
"You sure?" the other asks.
"Yeah," says the proton..."I'm positive."
Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind?
A: A maybe.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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