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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
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has 54.78 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. "Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks. "To take away the pain," sobs the little girl. "What do you mean?" the teacher asks. "Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school
Alex an Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built for the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be bright red. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room was to be tan. The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"  When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him "I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell 'green side up' - what is that for?" The builder said, "Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a couple of Kiwi's laying the turf out front."
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
I like my women the same as I like my whiskey ... 20 years old and mixed up with coke !
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, drug, women
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