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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.
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"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture?" "No." "Did he hurt the cows?" "No, he just grazed them."
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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