Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris