Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
Why are guys like microwavable meals? They’re both done in 30 seconds.
I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... But honey, what about our kid? What kid? So you are not you pregnant?!
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.