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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 54.16 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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