Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.