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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain.
Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"
Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card.
He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ?
In both cases you really dont want to look down !
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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