Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.