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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 59.46 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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has 59.45 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 59.41 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Why are guys like microwavable meals? They’re both done in 30 seconds.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m leaving you... You’re constantly sneering at my overweight... But honey, what about our kid? What kid? So you are not you pregnant?!
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: kids, women
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says: "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny." The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says: "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."
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has 59.33 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: animal, little Johnny, old people
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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has 59.33 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, technology
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
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