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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, wife
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
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