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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN? A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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