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Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
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An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
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Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?" Wife: "Nothing." Man: "But you did nothing yesterday." Wife : "I made it for two days."
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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