Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter.
Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days."
Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long?
A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Man: "What you have prepared to eat today?"
Wife: "Nothing."
Man: "But you did nothing yesterday."
Wife : "I made it for two days."
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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