There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary.
It's called "Jackasspirin."
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Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
They do so within groups of 40.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months.
One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job.
I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case.
"If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"