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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
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