Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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