Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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A guy is going down on a prostitute.
During the process he pulls out a piece of corn.
Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues.
Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick."
The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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