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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
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Yo mama's so fat, when someone drove by her they said "Wow, whales can walk!"
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I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?” The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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