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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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