Best jokes ever

Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny. Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "poof," a cloud of smoke. A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish." After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of beer." The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared. The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee in the boat."
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting, genie, life
My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?” “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts. A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?" "Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
<<<867868869870
More jokes →
Page 867 of 1427.