Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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