Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.