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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time, travel, weather
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 51.66 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: racist
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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