Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.