Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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