Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.
A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.
The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions.
"Was he tall or was he short?"
The businessman replies, "Both!"
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A compass „Drinker": loose your limbs, find your North, let us dance!
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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