To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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