Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."