Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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A blond a, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at the beach.
Suddenly a genie appears to them and says "I will grant you each one wish if you'll jump off the side of this cliff."
So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Seagull" and turns into a seagull and flies away.
Then the brunette jumps off and shouts "Whale" and turns into a whale, falls into the sea and swims away.
Finally the blond runs towards the cliff edge, but trips at the last second, as as she falls she shouts out "Shit"