Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Q: What goes "oom... oom"?
A: A cow walking backward!
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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.