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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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Q: What are the three rings of marriage? A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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