A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, "Oh did my little wifey fall on her little nosey wosey?" She laughs and gets in his bed. When they are done, she gets up to go back to her bed and falls over the rug again. Her husband looks over his shoulder to see her on the floor, rolls over and says, "Clumsy bitch."
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’ Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’ Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.