Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Q: What goes "oom... oom"? A: A cow walking backward!
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because he's a little hoarse.