Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth?
A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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