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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong? Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
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Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, "Damn, I forgot to feed the dog."
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Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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