Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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