How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can change the tire on a car while it's still moving.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.