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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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