Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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My kids get along great when they're sleeping.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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