Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: The big hand touches the little one.
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