How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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