Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."