Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.