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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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