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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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