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Patrick left the pub after having too much to drink. He was taking the underground home. As he started to get on the escalator, he read the sign: ‘Dogs must be carried on the escalator.’ He shouted, ‘Now where I am to find a dog after midnight?’
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole? A: Divorced.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.
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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
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