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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
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Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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Q: What is a bee that cant make up his mind? A: A maybe.
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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
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