Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
A girl visited her boyfriend, which was still living with his mother, at his house. His mother had Puritan principals. The mother, as long as the girl was there, didn’t even try to hide her dislike feelings for his son’s choice. "Mom, can I escort Helen?" The girl, waiting to hear a cold hearted "no", she surprised hears: "Sure... You can! Escort her... to the corner with your eyes!"
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.