What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A head hunter!
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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They say sex is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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