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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, flirt, sex
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
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I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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