Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground.
The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at.
The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing.
They father replies that the two spiders are having sex.
It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other.
The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg.
The father says that they're both daddy long legs.
The son stomps on them, killing them.
The father asks why he did that.
The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
She’s got her very own method of birth control.
She takes her make-up off.