What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role; And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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