Teacher: "Alex, stop showing off. Do you think you are the teacher of this class?"
Alex: "No, Miss."
Teacher: "Then stop acting like a fool!"
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
"I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want no vacaine because I’m in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way."
The dentist was quite impressed.
"You’re certainly a courageous woman," he said.
"Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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