Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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