Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite
The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"
The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"
He replies, “Because you’re ugly.”
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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