They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Why are faggots so generous?
Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar?
Mating call
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste.
You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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