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Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, game
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
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Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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