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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
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has 51.38 % from 417 votes. More jokes about: gay
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house.
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: marriage, weather, women
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
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has 51.37 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: fart, gay
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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has 51.35 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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