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Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 51.27 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.20 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about:
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