Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Small boy to friend: ‘What would you do if a girl kissed you?’
Friend: ‘I’d kiss her back. What would you do?’
Small boy: ‘I’d kiss her front.’
Why are faggots so generous?
Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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How can you make a gay man scream twice?
Fudge him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.
A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner."
No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
A policeman stops two drunks and asks one, "Where do you live?"
"Nowhere", the first drunk replied.
"And where do you live?", he asks the other.
"We're neighbours."