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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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A lawyer is paid £950 in new bills but, on counting the money, he discovers that two notes have stuck together and he’s been overpaid by £50. This leaves him with an ethical dilemma – should he tell his partner?
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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