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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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has 50.98 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, women
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up to six months. One day while shopping at the base commissary, I noticed another crucial aspect of my job. I was behind a frazzled mother with two active children, and as I watched, she stalked over to where her young son had perched himself on the rail of the freezer case. "If you don't get off there right now," she commanded, "I'm going to e-mail your father!"
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, kids, navy, technology, time
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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