Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?
CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking?
TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am.
You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking.
CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that?
TECH: You just need the modem in your computer.
That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank.
CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out?
TECH: I'm not sure I understand?
CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?
The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.