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Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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has 51.12 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: health, lesbian
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.12 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 51.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 51.09 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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has 51.01 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: airplane, mexican, racist, white people
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
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