Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary. It's called "Jackasspirin."
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.