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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
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has 51.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 51.68 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: gay
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 51.68 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
There's a new pain reliever for wives that relieves the headache caused by a husband who never remembers your anniversary. It's called "Jackasspirin."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, wife
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a women who does as much work as a man? A: A lazy b*tch.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women, work
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