Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children?
A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Your momma so fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped.
Saved myself a fiver.
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Wallnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chest nuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: A penis in your mouth
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.