If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn't there!" "I know!" the next woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his brother's house, but when I called he wasn't there." The third woman says, "I always know where my husband is." "Impossible!" both women exclaim, "He has you completely fooled!" "Oh no," says the woman. "I'm a widow."
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Wife to husband: ‘One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!’ Husband: ‘Taxi!!’
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!