Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!" Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!" When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor. The mother ran over and stomped on it. The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer...and a mop.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
I was walking down the street to a video store last night to rent a porno movie when I saw a woman being raped. Saved myself a fiver.
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.