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Two russian guys are walking down the street and they find a $100. So one says, "Ok, lets buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on vodka?." The other says, "I don't get it, why do we need so much bread?."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food, money
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
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