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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 51.11 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 51.05 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.02 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: math
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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