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Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
There's a faggot between Y and I on your keyboard... look!
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has 51.09 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.09 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 51.07 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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