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fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
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has 50.76 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: health
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
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has 50.75 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 50.71 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast? A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: travel, weather
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, “Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!”
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: old people
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