Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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