If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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