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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 50.53 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 50.50 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 50.46 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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has 50.46 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sport
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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