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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Two kittens on a sloped roof. Wchich one slides off first? The one with the lowest mew.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Me: If a blonde girl and brunette girl jumped off a cliff at the same time, who would hit the ground first? Friend: I don't know, who? Me: The brunnete, the blonde had to ask for directions.
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