In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.