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Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.” “Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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