I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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