Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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