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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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has 50.43 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A beautiful woman in her thirties was passing through customs in London, when the customs official asks her what the reason for her trip to London was. Business or pleasure, he asks? Sadness and pleasure! She says to the officer! Why? Well, my 75 years old husband has just died and I came to his funeral! My condolences, says the officer! It must be a very difficult and painful time you're going through! Not really, this is my pleasure! I'm so sad because only now I found out that he was dead broke and did not leave a dime, a penny, not even a will for me!
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, beauty, business, travel, women
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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