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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 50.62 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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