Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
The tiger lily.
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"
Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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