Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?"
The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class.
The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.
So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg."
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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