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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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