Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.