What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?
A bad mood.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.