Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.