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Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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