Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Dog rules 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, it's yours.
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.