What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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