Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
He parked on a yellow lion.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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