So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.