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What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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