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So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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has 50.53 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 50.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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has 50.46 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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