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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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