Q: Why are men like diapers?
A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris?
Don't know...its never been done.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth?
A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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