What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
Q: What do you call a flying Jew? A: Ashes.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.