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Why do polo bears like bald men? Because they have a great, white, bear place.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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