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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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has 50.36 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: time, women
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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