Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you call 50 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.