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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
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