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You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.39 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 50.38 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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has 50.36 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: sex
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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