The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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