When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Q: How do you eat a frog?
A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Q: What do u call a police officer that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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