Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off.
I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager.
A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand.
"All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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