Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.