We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off.
I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager.
A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand.
"All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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