Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles.
A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.
One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?"
The man shouted "NO why don't you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain.
One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church.
He got colt feet.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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