I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off.
I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager.
A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand.
"All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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