In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.