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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village? Roll a quarter down the street.r
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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has 50.54 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: asian, computer, racist, time
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.50 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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Budgeting: When you work out that the money you owe is exactly the same as the money you spent.
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