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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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