The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Why do cows like being told joke? Because they like being amoosed.
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?” The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.” The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered. "What?" asked the clerk. "Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.