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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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I wouldn’t say that inflation is making my life difficult, but I’m now starving on an income I used to dream about.
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): "What is wrong with you?" Patient: "I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine." Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): "Here, Take this." Patient: "Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."
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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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