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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.26 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 50.25 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
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