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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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