Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?"
Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Something Special For His Birthday
It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards.
So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday.
They bought him a hooker.
The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door.
When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!"
Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"I'm yours for super sex," she answers.
So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"