Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Three women were sitting in a bar, (a brunette, red head, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a boy". The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.