Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper? So she can lip read.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.