Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop?
A: Hopspital.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Q: What did I do in the bed last night.
A: Your mom.
Why was the BLIND blonde sitting on newspaper?
So she can lip read.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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