A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.