Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher.
"What did you make of the new English teacher?"
"Burgers, ma'am."
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
A: An e-mergency.
Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying.
"Why are you crying?" asked the other child.
"I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger."
When he heard this, the other child started to cry.
"Why are you crying?"
"I’m here for a urine test."
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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