Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.