Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.