Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.