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They say sex is a killer... Do you want to die happy?
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 50.32 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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