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A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion. The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair. Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
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What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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A doctor and a lawyer are involved in a car crash. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor is a little shaken up, offers him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepts, has a drink and hands back the flask. The lawyer puts it in his pocket. ‘Aren’t you having one yourself?’ asks the doctor. ‘Sure,’ says the lawyer. ‘But I’ll wait till after the police leave.’
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What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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