Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?” The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.” The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered. "What?" asked the clerk. "Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'