Best jokes ever

The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
has 50.17 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?" "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she."
has 50.15 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wife
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
has 50.15 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish, sex
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
has 50.13 % from 500 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
has 50.09 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: fart, marriage, sex
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
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