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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, "I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?" "Why sure," said the manager, "We have something that works especially well for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. "No, no! A little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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