The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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