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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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