Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
"This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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