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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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