Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.