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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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