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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Q: How do you be pro in clash royale? A: Use rocket and rage spell ladies.
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
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I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 54.89 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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