Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Vote:
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place?
Well, it could have been worse.
How?
There could have been more teams in the league!
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
Vote:
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!