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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 50.20 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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has 50.18 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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