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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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