Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated?
A: "Oh balls."
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My husband said he wanted more space.
So I locked him outside.
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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