Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place?
Well, it could have been worse.
How?
There could have been more teams in the league!
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?”
Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.