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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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has 54.86 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay
On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found a hut in the middle of the woods and knocked on the door. An old man answered, and he agreed to give Johhny a bed for the night on one condition: the man's teenaged daughter would be in the other bed, and Johnny was not to touch her or disturb her sleep in any way. Johnny agreed, but changed his mind when he saw how beautiful the sleeping girl was and, while she didn't respond to his caresses, she didn't push him away either. The next morning, Johnny awoke alone, but he figured the girl had gone to do her chores and he eagerly awaited her return. Instead the old man walked in, wiping the tears from his eyes. "What's wrong?" asked Johnny. "Oh, I've just come back from the cemetery we had my little girl's funeral this morning. But thank you so much for sitting up with her body last night."
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 54.85 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
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