Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
"Hi Liz! How's the big love of yours, James?" "It's over!" "Over? Why, what happened?" "We got married..."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.