Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please. "The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "Youre already out of your head."
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage