Why did God give women legs?
So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please.
"The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"Youre already out of your head."
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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