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Why did God give women legs? So they don't leave a trail like a slug.
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A brain walks into a bar and says, "Ill have a pint of beer please. "The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "Youre already out of your head."
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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