If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get?
"Beeflt!"
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Vote:
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
A guy walks into a store.
He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand.
In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap.
He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
Vote:
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain.
Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.
He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card.
He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"