At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
Vote:
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.