Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.